Week One done, too many more to go

Story Number One: (Only initials to protect identities)
This morning I was greeted in the bathroom by LR, she asked me how my roommate situation was going. I told her it was wonderful and I loved Tasha sooo much (mostly because Tasha can hear everything that happens in the bathroom in our room). I asked her how she liked living in the house and she said she didn't know because no one would come and visit her in her room because everyone hates AR... she then threatened to shank her. Me: shock and awe, Her: evil maniacal laugh. I am not really sure that she was joking either. She seemed to have a lot of the details already worked out in her head. I gave her the complete cop out girl-that-lives-in-a -sorority answer, "just give her a chance"... because secretly deep inside I fear them both.

Story Number Two:
Preface (in case you missed this one the first time around) Early last semester I went to the McDonald's drive-thru, we have the whole stupid two window thing here, so you pay at the first window and collect your heart-attack at the second window. Well there was some sort of problem at the first window and I got stuck parked right next to the second window. When I pull up the guy working the window, an extremely attractive slender man (sarcasm!!!) leans out and introduces himself and tells me that I am good looking ( a compliment I hear sooo frequently especially when I look like hell and have sweat pants and a hoodie on.) He asks me my name. I lie. Then tells me he gets off at five. Nice. Then to top it all off, he asks me out. Oooh tempting but no. He asks why. I lie. Make up a boyfriend, tell him were happy. Finally the creeper (with a wink) gives me my change. As I drive away I'm pissed because I get asked out, once every decade and I wasted it on some guy running the drive up window. Sad.

Flash forward to today.I went to McDonalds, guess who was working? Anthony, the guy who asked me out via the drive up. I pulled up and he said "I thought that was you Catie (my codename)." He asked me about my boyfriend (which I made up last time) it was incredibly awkward for me especially because he wouldn't give me back my change forever, until we discussed our feelings and when he would get off from work. I think I may have committed to an engagement... I'm not sure I just wanted my stinkin Chicken McNuggets (never get between a fat girl and nuggets).

I thought you would appreciate it, and I will continue to keep you posted on the exciting existence that is me. Just one day in the adventures of me being a complete loser who only gets hit on by people who work the drive up at McDonalds... Love you, miss you.
Meridith