My rant of the day:
So everyone knows that I am in love with Miami Ink and L.A. Ink and love to see what people come up with for tattoos and most of my friends have tattoos and whatever, so I'm not saying that I hate them, I just think you need to think before you get one. So...I came across something interesting today.
This girl that I work with... we'll call her Cat (Thats not a punch line for the rest of the story, actually her name,) got a puppy a few months ago, it is a teeny tiny Chihuahua, smaller than most, cute in a really homely child way, see above picture, WOW. If you know what I'm saying. Since the purchase of this stupid dog it has consumed her life. She dresses the dog, gets the dog whatever he wants, cooks for the dog. Horrible. Well she comes to work the other day and says she got a new tattoo. My dad (who hates tattoos, thinks they're stupid) asks why and she tells him that it was really cheap because she knew the lady who did it. My dad says well lets see this cheap (play on words, if you know my dad he probably thought it was hilarious) tattoo that you have, she rolls up her pant leg and it is a life size portrait of the dog!! Saddest part is, it is a bad tattoo and it looks like a tattoo of a furry kitten so my dad laughed, because her name is Cat. HaHa funny. She got really defensive, my dad was so baffled he said, well what are you gunna do when that damn dog dies. She got really upset, but come on, really?? But the story gets better because I found out today that the woman who did the tattoo is Cat's boyfriend's aunt from out of state, so she just brought her tattoo stuff to Cat's trailer and did the tattoo in her living room. So not only does she have an ugly dog/kitten tattooed on her leg, she probably contracted Hep B. Oh well, just my opinion thought you would appreciate it.
So everyone knows that I am in love with Miami Ink and L.A. Ink and love to see what people come up with for tattoos and most of my friends have tattoos and whatever, so I'm not saying that I hate them, I just think you need to think before you get one. So...I came across something interesting today.
This girl that I work with... we'll call her Cat (Thats not a punch line for the rest of the story, actually her name,) got a puppy a few months ago, it is a teeny tiny Chihuahua, smaller than most, cute in a really homely child way, see above picture, WOW. If you know what I'm saying. Since the purchase of this stupid dog it has consumed her life. She dresses the dog, gets the dog whatever he wants, cooks for the dog. Horrible. Well she comes to work the other day and says she got a new tattoo. My dad (who hates tattoos, thinks they're stupid) asks why and she tells him that it was really cheap because she knew the lady who did it. My dad says well lets see this cheap (play on words, if you know my dad he probably thought it was hilarious) tattoo that you have, she rolls up her pant leg and it is a life size portrait of the dog!! Saddest part is, it is a bad tattoo and it looks like a tattoo of a furry kitten so my dad laughed, because her name is Cat. HaHa funny. She got really defensive, my dad was so baffled he said, well what are you gunna do when that damn dog dies. She got really upset, but come on, really?? But the story gets better because I found out today that the woman who did the tattoo is Cat's boyfriend's aunt from out of state, so she just brought her tattoo stuff to Cat's trailer and did the tattoo in her living room. So not only does she have an ugly dog/kitten tattooed on her leg, she probably contracted Hep B. Oh well, just my opinion thought you would appreciate it.
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